I arrived at work this morning to find that they'd aluminum foiled my desk, and everything in it once more.
Everything on my desk: monitor, CPU, mouse, phone, tissue box, CDs, pencils and pens, stapler, papers, post-its, a bottle of water, business cards, headphones, pictures, my complete collection of Homestar Runner figurines even a stray bottlecap. Everything near my desk and on my shelves: books, coathanger, trash basket, umbrella, and everything in my desk: pens & pencils, paper clips, advil, they even wrapped my bawls.
They actually weren't as thorough this time as they were the week after my wedding, except for the fact that they tin foiled a wall over the cubicle entrance, effectively walling it off. This is what I arrived to this morning.
So I carefully peeled open a layer, tossed my coat & bag inside, and closed myself in, feeling a bit as though I was a character in Poe's Cask of Amontillado.
I can't wait to see what they do tomorrow.