American Idol

Tuesday, April 12th 2005

I'm almost embarrased to admit that I watch it, but I've just got to say this. I could go up in front of millions of people, and take a dump in the middle of the stage, and Paula Abduul would jump up on her chair, start screaming, and tell me that was the best thing she'd ever seen in her life. How can she say that every single contestant is the best? She's completely invalidating herself.

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