The Burger King is a Stalker
Sunday, April 17th 2005 · Television · Musings · Humor
This has been bothering me for some time, but I haven't posted about it until now. Have you ever seen the commercial where the guy opens his windowshades in the morning and finds this bigass plasticheaded Burger King standing right there in his face? How could any person in their right mind not scream and run? And then, to top it off, the freak hands him food. Now, taking food from a stranger is bad enough, but you should never take food from a freaky-headed bigass BurgerHeadMan! Eeuugh!
Still - I'm thinking of giving Sally shooting lessons just in case.
Addendum: By the way, whoever else reads this, you're probably an idiot too. However, if you really WANT to make a difference, go to burgerking.com - I'm certain the people who are making millions of dollars would LOVE to hear about how you think their add is creepy and then laugh at you while they toast to your stupidity. Try to understand the humour before posting on public forums. It really is quite annoying.
He probably doesn't realize that Sales and Marketing people are generally too stupid to get real jobs - that's why they're in Sales and Marketing.
The ad is stupid. Most ads are, which may just be the point.
And finally, Mr/Ms Smart Person, try to remember: Cogitationis poenam nemo meretur!
i just bought the mask in the village(uhh 4th ave near greenwich village(thats nyc in case ur out of state)...nearthe movie theatre and navada smith(a bar)) and i have been freaking people out all day since.
i love it..and i love the commercials
i know this is random text and i wasnt trying to go with good grammer so just read this and if u agree or not.. thats fine