Home of The Howleys
March 10, 2006 - My Life
So I get home from work a few minutes ago, and I notice that there's a sign on our front lawn. I couldn't help but cracking up laughing.
The backstory to this is that we're in an area of new construction, and we're surrounded by model homes. So people have occasionally just walked into our place, thinking that maybe it was a model home. The last time this happened, I was in a bad mood, and I was... less than polite to the person who opened my front door and walked into my house, then stood there stunned for 60 seconds rather than leaving.
So hopefully this happens less now, and I won't have to put up a "GO AWAY!" sign on our front door.
Comments on Home of The Howleys
Comment Fri, March 10 - 11:02 PM by Mark
You know, it wouldn't be illegal if you shot them dead for breaking into your house, they would stay staring at you with a shocked look on their face indefinitely then.
Comment Sun, March 12 - 2:31 PM by pmd
People Don't Read
You need to put a motion detector outside your house that plays a recording. Something like...
"WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!"
Explosions and Flames work well too...
Or you can just hire a midget doorman. Heck, just do all three.
You need to put a motion detector outside your house that plays a recording. Something like...
"WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!"
Explosions and Flames work well too...
Or you can just hire a midget doorman. Heck, just do all three.
Comment Tue, March 14 - 8:54 PM by Linda
Mister Mark Smart Butt:
Are you available for hire on the weekends?!?
Are you available for hire on the weekends?!?
Comment Fri, March 17 - 9:37 AM by Rita
Nice house! Fantastic kitchen! Must be a wonderful architect. I be that she takes after her mother.