Home of The Howleys

Friday, March 10th 2006 ·

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So I get home from work a few minutes ago, and I notice that there's a sign on our front lawn. I couldn't help but cracking up laughing.

Home of the HowleysThe backstory to this is that we're in an area of new construction, and we're surrounded by model homes. So people have occasionally just walked into our place, thinking that maybe it was a model home. The last time this happened, I was in a bad mood, and I was... less than polite to the person who opened my front door and walked into my house, then stood there stunned for 60 seconds rather than leaving.

So hopefully this happens less now, and I won't have to put up a "GO AWAY!" sign on our front door.

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Comment Friday, March 10th 2006 by Mark
You know, it wouldn't be illegal if you shot them dead for breaking into your house, they would stay staring at you with a shocked look on their face indefinitely then.
 
Comment Sunday, March 12th 2006 by pmd
People Don't Read

You need to put a motion detector outside your house that plays a recording. Something like...

"WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!"

Explosions and Flames work well too...

Or you can just hire a midget doorman. Heck, just do all three.
 
Comment Tuesday, March 14th 2006 by Linda
Mister Mark Smart Butt:
Are you available for hire on the weekends?!?
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Comment Friday, March 17th 2006 by Rita
Nice house! Fantastic kitchen! Must be a wonderful architect. I be that she takes after her mother.
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