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I recently happened across the documentation that came with the extra dance pad I bought for playing DDR, which I've begun playing again recently. It's so damn funny, I just have to share it with the world.

Dance Performance Instruction

• There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product, please wipe off by a piece of soft, clean cloth.
• Make sure to pave the cushion.
• Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
• Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
• High technology product, do not apart, separate or fix it anyway. Or the damage can not be guaranteed.
• Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from the fireplace.
• If this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.
• This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasion.
• Please shut off the power before removing this product.
• Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
• Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
• When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
• Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
• Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.

Notice: !Warning

• Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
• Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock, do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.

Classic.