Well this just sucks. This happened last night about a block from where I work.
December 6, 2007 - 7:10PM
Robbery, 300 Block S. Weber Street
The 26 year old female victim was leaving her place of employment at approximately 1900 hours on 12/06/07, when she was struck in the face with a 2"x2" piece of wood. The victim lost consciousness for an unknown period of time after being struck in the face. While the victim was unconscious, the suspect(s) stole the victim's driver's license, credit cards and an undisclosed amount of money. The victim did not see the suspect(s) before she was struck in the face, so there is no suspect information at this time. The piece of wood used to strike the victim was recovered at the scene. The victim was transported to Memorial Hospital Central for treatment of her injuries.
Now, anytime I leave work, I'm gonna have to adopt my ninja stance.