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Spoilers

December 10, 2007 - - -

  1. Bruce Willis's character is already dead.
  2. Darth Vader is Luke's father.
  3. Statue of Liberty? That's our planet!
  4. Rand Al'Thor is The Dragon.
  5. Norman Bates dresses up as his dead mother.
  6. The cake is a lie.
  7. Neo dies at the end.
  8. Maggie shot Mr. Burns
  9. Our princess is in another castle.
  10. Soylent Green is people!
Comments on Spoilers
 
Comment Mon, December 10 - 1:39 PM by Frank
You totally ruined Planet of the Apes and the Wheel of Time in one fell swoop! What's next, Santa Claus?

 
Comment Mon, December 10 - 7:25 PM by crazytalker
Another spoiler

Not only DOESN'T a falling tree make a sound if there is nobody there to hear, but there is no tree at all if there is nobody around to see.

If you attempt to videotape this, the tape will remain blank UNTIL such time as you play it back. It's at this point, things get weird.

The light in the refrigerator gets even more complicated.
 
Comment Wed, December 12 - 7:10 AM by The Dock
Nothing like waxing philosophical with spoilers. This has all the makings of Berkeley's resolution to Hume's "wrecking-ball" skeptical attack on Rationalism and empericism.

Then again it could be just a lot of fancy dancy piffel.

Thank you for ruining all my illusions. Next your going to tell me the "Easter Bunny" was thirteenth diciple.